Awkward Moment Monday

Sunday, June 24, 2012




Shirt: Thrifted, Vest: F21, Pants: Styles For Less, Necklace: Thrifted, Shoes: Rue 21


My awesome photographer volunteer/friend made me post that last one. He wanted to try and do the whole animal in the wilderness thing. We are dorks. Animal print is still one of my loves. Mixing an animal print with a pop of bright color is so great. Pink and me aren't usually friends but when I saw these shoes I changed my mind. They aren't so bad. Now time to laugh at me...

That awkward moment when...


-I am talking about someone I have a crush on (middle school style here kids) and I text that person. Oops.
-I run into someone from High School and say "Heyyyy you" because I forgot their name. And still don't know it. I am getting old.
-A 19 year old asks me out on a date. Enough said.
-4-year old wants to say the prayer for lunch. He says, "Dear God, Good food, good day, good weekend, we love our family and help JJ (me) find a boyfriend to like her. And make sure our girlfriend's still like us." Gotta love when even the little ones are concerned about my love life. And their love lives apparently too??? Because that is what I was concerned about when I was 4....
-3 year old points to a very heavy man walking out of the Rec Center and says, "JJ why is he so fat!!!" Ummm......
-I thought I was clear to pick a wedgie and turned around, and I had an audience. You're welcome audience, I hope it was so fun watching.

XO
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